“An author never has a vacation. He’s a walking sponge, sopping up impressions till he’s saturated, then going to his desk and squeezing them out on paper.”-Ben Ames Williams, Leave Her to Heaven
Tag Archives: Fiction
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[Book Nerd Humour] Let’s Use Slate’s Travoltify Your Name Generator on Some Dead Writers
- CHARLES DICKENS=CARYS DORNIELS
- VIRGINIA WOOLF=VICTOR WHAYTE
- JANE AUSTEN=JOE ALLORN
- LEO TOLSTOY=LUKE TAYZLOR
- KATHERINE MANSFIELD=KRISTOPHER MCEEZALD
- JACK KEROUAC=JIA KEENEEDIA
- F. SCOTT FITZGERALD=F. STUART FERZGUSON
- ZELDA FITZGERALD=ZARA FERZGUSON
- GEORGE ELIOT=GRACE EDJANS
- ERNEST HEMINGWAY=ELLIOT HARGISION
- ANNE BRONTË=AVA BORFES
- CHARLOTTE BRONTË=COLE BORFES
- EMILY BRONTË=ELIJAH BORFES
What does this alternate world look like?
Thanks to Vickie Lester for letting me know about the Travoltify Your Name generator!
Daily Diversion #196: Leave Her to Heaven
I am gearing up for a fun little project by rereading Leave Her to Heaven.

Leave Her to Heaven by Ben Ames Williams.
Jane Austen Cookie Cutter!
This is entirely unnecessary. No one in the world needs a Jane Austen cookie cutter. However, I give not one fig about practicality. I want one. I want one, like yesterday. Yes, please!
Curious? Go here to see it for yourself.
[Book Nerd Links] Three Fun Links for Your Reading Pleasure
- The 10 unhappiest marriages in fiction [courtesy The Telegraph]
- How to Make Ernest Hemingway’s Favorite Burger [courtesy People]
- LEGO literature [courtesy Waterstones.com]

Yours truly on fiction
A Reading List a Mile Long: Daedalus Books New Arrivals Winter 2014
- Sorry! The English and Their Manners by Henry Hitchings. $17.95.
- Death and the Dolce Vita: The Dark Side of Rome in the 1950s by Stephen Gundle. $5.98.
- The Giant of the French Revolution: Danton, A Life by David Lawday. $4.98.
- Margaret Sanger: A Life of Passion by Jean H. Baker. $5.98.
- O Pioneers! by Willa Cather. $5.98.
- Nell Gwynn: Mistress to a King by Charles Beauclerk. $6.98.
- A Brief History of Robin Hood: The True History Behind the Legend by Nigel Cawthorne. $4.98. Continue reading
James Joyce Died 73 Years Ago Today
Once upon a time, he was just a serious little gentleman.

Kiddie James Joyce, 1888.
“A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.”-James Joyce, Ulysses
The Dead Writers Round-Up: 6th January
- Fanny Burney died on 1/6/1840. “Generosity without delicacy, like wit without judgement, generally gives as much pain as pleasure.” (Evelina; Cecilia; Camilla; The Wanderer)
- Carl Sandburg was born on 1/6/1878. “Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.” (Chicago Poems; Abraham Lincoln: The War Years; Remembrance Rock; Rootabaga Stories)
- Kahlil Gibran was born on 1/6/1883. “You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.” (Broken Wings; The Prophet)
- Alan Watts was born on 1/6/1915. “Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.” (The Way of Zen; The Joyous Cosmology; The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are)
Some Creative Goals for the New Year: Five, Six

Respect My Time

No Frivolous Diversions