[Book Nerd Humour] Let’s Use Slate’s Travoltify Your Name Generator on Some Dead Writers

TRAVOLTIFY YOUR NAME

  • CHARLES DICKENS=CARYS DORNIELS
  • VIRGINIA WOOLF=VICTOR WHAYTE
  • JANE AUSTEN=JOE ALLORN
  • LEO TOLSTOY=LUKE TAYZLOR
  • KATHERINE MANSFIELD=KRISTOPHER MCEEZALD
  • JACK KEROUAC=JIA KEENEEDIA
  • F. SCOTT FITZGERALD=F. STUART FERZGUSON
  • ZELDA FITZGERALD=ZARA FERZGUSON
  • GEORGE ELIOT=GRACE EDJANS
  • ERNEST HEMINGWAY=ELLIOT HARGISION
  • ANNE BRONTË=AVA BORFES
  • CHARLOTTE BRONTË=COLE BORFES
  • EMILY BRONTË=ELIJAH BORFES

What does this alternate world look like?

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Thanks to Vickie Lester for letting me know about the Travoltify Your Name generator!

Shopping for the Bookworm: Victor Hugo Edition

“He never went out without a book under his arm, and he often came back with two.”-Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Les Misérables Notebook by Constarlation

Les Misérables Notebook by Constarlation. $6.99.

The Works of Victor Hugo, 1928, at Picard's General Store

The Works of Victor Hugo, 1928, at Picard’s General Store. $29.00.

Victor Hugo Print by TerrificFriends

Victor Hugo Print by Terrific Friends. $15.00.

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[Alternative Muses] Coming and Going: Pierre-Auguste Renoir/Tennessee Williams Mashup

The Umbrellas by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, circa 1881-1886

The Umbrellas by Pierre-Auguste Renoir (born on 2/25/1841), circa 1881-1886.

“Life is an unanswered question, but let’s still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.”-Tennessee Williams (died on 2/25/1983)

Some of My Favourite Literary Biographies, Part One

I own a sizable collection of literary biographies. These are some of my favourites:

  • Auden by Richard Davenport-Hines
  • The Secret Life of Aphra Behn by Janet Todd
  • Louise Bogan A Portrait by Elizabeth Frank
  • Truman Capote by George Plimpton
  • Secrets of the Flesh A Life of Colette by Judith Thurman
  • My Wars Are Laid Away in Books The Life of Emily Dickinson by Alfred Habegger
  • Herself, Defined H.D. and Her World by Barbara Guest
  • George Eliot A Life by Rosemary Ashton

Do you have a favourite?

Edna St. Vincent Millay: 22 February 1892

Edna St. Vincent Millay was born on 22 February 1892.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

Edna St. Vincent Millay.

“I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.”-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Happy Birthday, André Breton!

André Breton, poet, writer, and father of Surrealism, was born on 19 February 1896.

Andre Breton, 1924

André Breton, 1924.

“Let us not mince words…the marvelous is always beautiful, anything marvelous is beautiful, in fact only the marvelous is beautiful.”-André Breton

Jane Austen Cookie Cutter!

 This is entirely unnecessary. No one in the world needs a Jane Austen cookie cutter. However, I give not one fig about practicality. I want one. I want one, like yesterday. Yes, please!

Curious? Go here to see it for yourself.