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Voices from the Grave #38: William Faulkner’s Nobel Prize Speech
William Faulkner’s Nobel Prize speech.
[Intermezzo] It’s Late September, Come Watch the Seasons Duel
The windows are open, all nine of them, the sashes stretching towards the sky. Street-facing, breeze-embracing. The sun crawls in, climbs in, cascades in: it is everywhere, covering everything, dappling the furniture and the like-coloured dogs with its brightness. The leaves have not dropped; they are green, still supple. Juicy. Plump. They have not yet been riddled with brittleness, or opacity.
Although the calendar suggests otherwise, here, in the North-South corridor, we are caught between seasons. I have lived in this city six years. Autumn comes late, later than I am accustomed to: it is a blip, a blink, a grimace. Normally, autumn is summer, winter is autumn; in September, cool, calm, sunny weather is a hiccough, an anomaly. The days blaze, the nights burn. This year, it is different: thermals in the morning give way to sundresses in the afternoon. The sun is out, but the wind lasts all day: sweaters have already been unpacked, pressed neatly. Smoothed against fading tan skin, pulled tightly against prematurely hunched shoulders.
It is autumn, almost as I know it: cool, windy, exhilarating. Pumpkin patches beckon, the hint of cold-weather spices whirl through the air: cinnamon, nutmeg. Cool temperatures are still an early morning affair, but the time for apple cider and warm soup is near. The cloudy point between seasons-the neither here nor there-is my creative comfort zone: the blood seeping through my pores.
Things Your Autopsy Report Should Not Say
And now, in the interest of public service, we present:
- Gruesomely fatal but very funny Stupid Human Trick
- Suicide by Shriner
- Towel not as bulletproof as originally thought
- Called before digging, but electric company rep was real practical joker
- “What’s this button do?”
- Cuz Joey Sherman double-dog dared you to
- Gored by bull market
- Should’ve moved car out of Rip Taylor’s parking space the first time he asked
- Forgot about the whole “Don’t jump under the combine” thing
- Crushed by flying debris as Kool-Aid Man crashed through wall
- Bathed cat
Book Nerd Humour: George Bernard Shaw Bids Summer a Hearty Farewell
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“A line will take us hours maybe; Yet if it does not seem a moment’s thought, our stitching and unstitching has been naught.”-William Butler Yeats
The Dead Writers Round-Up: 16th-22nd September
- Anne Bradstreet died on 9/16/1672. “Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.”
- William Carlos Williams was born on 9/17/1883. “Life is valuable–when completed by the imagination. And then only.”
- Upton Sinclair was born on 9/20/1878. “All art is propaganda. It is universally and inescapably propaganda; sometimes unconsciously, but often deliberately, propaganda.”
- Stevie Smith was born on 9/20/1902. “My Muse sits forlorn/She wishes she had not been born/She sits in the cold/No word she says is ever told.”
- Babette Deutsch was born on 9/22/1895. She graduated from Barnard College in 1917.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart died on 9/22/1958. “Men deceive themselves; they look back on the children who were once themselves, and attempt to reconstruct them. But they can no longer think like the child…”
[All images are in the Public Domain and are courtesy of Wikimedia Commons]
Voices from the Grave #37: E. M. Forster Interview
An interview with E. M. Forster, 1958.
Book Nerd Humour: Call Me Ishmael (Call Me Maybe Parody)
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A Year in Books/Day 210: Great Lives Great Deeds
- Title: Reader’s Digest Great Lives Great Deeds
- Author: Various
- Year Published: 1964 (The Reader’s Digest Association, Inc.)
- Year Purchased: 1966, by my Grandma
- Source: Reader’s Digest
- About: When my mom was growing up in the 1950s and 1960s, a normal American family with kids owned a car, a television, a full set of encyclopedias, and at least a few Reader’s Digest books. Continue reading


