Lone Star Statements [The Morning News]
Most of these are pretty, unintentionally hilarious.
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Lone Star Statements [The Morning News]
Most of these are pretty, unintentionally hilarious.
A Small Press Life: Books. Art. Writing. Life. Tea. 
I think that I asked myself at least 10 times -“is this for real?” Hilarious (and sad).
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I know, right? Humorous, but at the expense of a few brain cells.
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I would read them for enjoyment but not take their word for it.
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I think these “reviews” are hilarious, but wildly off the mark (of course!).
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Every time I had a favorite it was knocked down by the very next one. I find that some are knowingly funny but most are people of the lowest common denominator (sorry, had to throw it in). Although, I laughed when I read, “[I]t was about dirt! Dirt and migrating. Dirt and migrating and more dirt.”
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No, I agree. Most of these reviews were born of ignorance. I also really “liked” the “review” for The Sun Also Rises. “We ate dinner and had a few drinks. Dinner. Drinks. More dinner. More drinks.” Etc. It cracked me up, although probably not in the way they intended.
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I loved the review of “Gravity’s Rainbow”
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It paints a picture, doesn’t it? I liked the one for The Great Gatsby.
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“Philosophical nerd”
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That is so not an insult in my book, but to each their own I guess.
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I love these! My fave is for Lord of the Rings: “The book is not readable because of the overuse of adverbs.” That just made my day.
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They are highly quotable and memorable, if not always for the reasons the reviewers intended!
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