And now, in the interest of public service, we present:

• Hot air balloon full of heroine ruptured in stomach
• Pioneered new sharkback riding school.  Well, tried to …
• Lacking hammer, used skull instead
• Heavily armed, highly unstable mime
• Hit by body of Burl Ives going 200 mph
• Didn’t believe offspring’s insistence that monsters were under the bed, swept there anyway
• Dedicated self to opening up minds of inner-city high school youths to joys of reading via The Turner Diaries
• Psychopathic cellmate serving eight consecutive life sentences for unspeakably sadistic killing spree couldn’t take joke
• Picked at it
• “Whack it on the nose” survival tactic only pertains to bears, never to out-of-control buses
• Willie Tyler and Lester.  Google them.