And now, in the interest of public service, we present:

• Thought “Cape does not enable wearer to fly” warning only applicable to those who didn’t BELIEVE!
• Accidentally kept parents from meeting
• Thought cost-prohibitive Sealy Posturpedic mattress could be easily substituted by considerably less expensive pile of burning debris
• Completely misinterpreted dog’s orders on who to shoot
• Beheaded by peasants
• Forgot which order deathtraps in pyramid were placed
• Too much fun
• Told Bond entire plan
• Showed Buddha flaws in his philosophy; subsequently beaten to death by livid Buddha
• Tried to prove lions were ticklish
• Superstitious cops used silver bullets