And now, in the interest of public service, we present:

• Played chicken with asteroid
• Failed Lord Vader for the last time
• Wasn’t able to tell the difference between H2O and gunpowder
• Successfully fulfilled lifelong quest to unearth Dracula
• Brought knife to gunfight
• Piano juggling accident
• Embarrassment
• “But that’s Roger Whitaker’s grilled cheese sandwich!”
• Accepted request by scorpion to escort him to other side of river on back
• Struck by barrel thrown by enraged gorilla
• Marital catapult mishap